chairman gary smoak〰️

werewolftits:

werewolftits:

tiktok is such an awful app, it’s almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

fasbear:

i wish I was Canadian girl. i wiold watch trailer park boys and eat kraft dinner. i would smoke weed and visit tim hortons. i would hunt moose and fight off grizzly bear

maribwil:

Did my balls hear a who because they are definitely horton rn #testicular torsion

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: The Friendly Greeter

ellielol:

ecurps:

ellielol:

ellielol:

she let me hit cuz i’m brave

like that little toaster

Originally posted by pixies-omen

Can I help you Peter

glutko:

flimflix:

ovur:

pjackk:

pjackk:

Im lomely as fuck because the guy i was fw finish grad school and is go now

motha fucka jerked me off hard i splut my shit